{"id":1759,"date":"2025-02-24T03:45:10","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T03:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/?post_type=news&#038;p=1759"},"modified":"2025-02-24T03:45:14","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T03:45:14","slug":"konyolnya-dunia-dan-kursi-sultan","status":"publish","type":"news","link":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/?news=konyolnya-dunia-dan-kursi-sultan","title":{"rendered":"Konyolnya Dunia dan Kursi Sultan"},"content":{"rendered":" \n<div data-block=\"gutenkit\/image-box\" data-post-id=\"1759\" id=\"block-54788793-f085-4335-8f53-d1f33022656a\" class=\"wp-block-gutenkit-image-box gkit22656a gutenkit-block\"><div class=\"gkit-info-image-box gkit-image-box simple-card\"><div class=\"gkit-box-header image-box-img-undefined\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-02-24-10.42.47-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-man-named-Bambang-sitting-on-an-old-worn-out-wooden-chair-labeled-Kursi-Sultan.-He-is-wearing-an-improvised-royal-robe.webp\" class=\"wp-image-1760\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-02-24-10.42.47-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-man-named-Bambang-sitting-on-an-old-worn-out-wooden-chair-labeled-Kursi-Sultan.-He-is-wearing-an-improvised-royal-robe.webp 1024w, https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-02-24-10.42.47-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-man-named-Bambang-sitting-on-an-old-worn-out-wooden-chair-labeled-Kursi-Sultan.-He-is-wearing-an-improvised-royal-robe-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-02-24-10.42.47-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-man-named-Bambang-sitting-on-an-old-worn-out-wooden-chair-labeled-Kursi-Sultan.-He-is-wearing-an-improvised-royal-robe-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-02-24-10.42.47-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-man-named-Bambang-sitting-on-an-old-worn-out-wooden-chair-labeled-Kursi-Sultan.-He-is-wearing-an-improvised-royal-robe-768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/div><div class=\"gkit-box-body gkit-image-box-body\"><div class=\"gkit-box-content gkit-image-box-body-inner\"><div class=\"gkit-box-body-content\"><div class=\"gkit-info-box\"><h3 identifier=\"imageBox-heading\" class=\"gkit-info-box-title\">Konyolnya Dunia dan Kursi Sultan<\/h3><\/div><div identifier=\"imageBox-description\" class=\"gkit-box-style-content\">Di sebuah kota kecil bernama Sentun, hiduplah seorang pria bernama Bambang. Ia bukan siapa-siapa, hanya seorang penjaga parkir di depan warung kopi, tapi ia punya mimpi besar: ingin menjadi Sultan. Tidak ada alasan yang jelas kenapa ia ingin menjadi Sultan. Mungkin karena ia pernah melihat seorang Sultan di TV dengan jubah emas dan istana megah.<br>Suatu hari, Bambang menemukan sebuah kursi tua di pinggir jalan. Kursi itu tampak lusuh, kayunya sedikit lapuk, tapi dudukannya empuk. Di belakang kursi, tertulis dengan spidol merah: &#8220;Kursi Sultan&#8221;. Bambang terkejut. &#8220;Ini dia! Takdir sudah memilihku!&#8221;<br>Dengan penuh kebanggaan, Bambang membawa pulang kursi itu ke rumah kontrakannya yang sempit. Ia menaruhnya di tengah ruangan, duduk di atasnya, dan merasa seolah-olah ia benar-benar seorang Sultan.<br>&#8220;Kalau aku Sultan, aku harus punya pengawal!&#8221; serunya. Ia kemudian memanggil sahabatnya, Joko, seorang tukang tambal ban yang juga suka berkhayal.<br>&#8220;Joko, mulai sekarang kau adalah Panglima Kerajaan. Tugasmu melindungi istanaku ini!&#8221; kata Bambang sambil menunjuk rumahnya yang penuh dengan ember bocor.<br>Joko, yang juga tidak kalah imajinatifnya, langsung menerima tugas itu dengan serius. Ia mengambil sapu dari pojokan, mengacungkannya seperti pedang, dan berjanji akan setia pada &#8220;Sultan Bambang&#8221;.<br>Kabar tentang &#8220;Sultan Bambang&#8221; menyebar dengan cepat di lingkungan sekitar. Orang-orang tertawa, tapi mereka juga penasaran. Beberapa tetangga datang membawa persembahan, seperti mie instan dan kopi sachet, sebagai tanda penghormatan kepada sang Sultan.<br>Suatu hari, seorang pejabat desa mendengar kisah aneh ini. Ia datang ke rumah Bambang dengan wajah serius. &#8220;Pak Bambang, Anda tidak bisa sembarangan mengaku sebagai Sultan. Ini bisa berbahaya.&#8221;<br>Bambang, yang sudah benar-benar merasa seperti Sultan, menjawab dengan tenang, &#8220;Negaraku adalah rumah kontrakanku. Rakyatku adalah tetanggaku. Kalau mereka mengakuiku sebagai Sultan, siapa yang bisa melarang?&#8221;<br>Pejabat desa menghela napas panjang. &#8220;Baiklah, kalau begitu saya ingin melaporkan jalan rusak di depan rumah Anda, wahai Sultan. Bisakah Anda mengeluarkan dana kerajaan untuk memperbaikinya?&#8221;<br>Bambang terdiam. Ia melihat dompetnya yang hanya berisi beberapa lembar uang lusuh dan satu koin seribuan.<br>&#8220;Rakyatku,&#8221; katanya, &#8220;Mungkin kita butuh iuran kerajaan.&#8221;<br>Mendengar itu, semua orang tertawa terbahak-bahak. Begitulah dunia, konyol tapi penuh kejutan. Esoknya, kursi tua itu hilang entah ke mana. Tapi Bambang tetap menjadi Sultan di hati rakyatnya, setidaknya sampai ia menemukan ide konyol berikutnya.<\/div><\/div><div class=\"gkit-box-footer\"><a class=\"gkit-btn\" href=\"#\">Learn more<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"postBodyCss":"","postBodyMargin":[],"postBodyPadding":[],"postBodyBackground":{"backgroundType":"classic","gradient":""},"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"news-category":[],"class_list":["post-1759","news","type-news","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/news\/1759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/news"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/news"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/news\/1759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1765,"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/news\/1759\/revisions\/1765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1759"},{"taxonomy":"news-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smpnuha.malang.pesantren.web.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fnews-category&post=1759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}